Help me, I'm old

And I'm only getting older.
Loan me some Texan mojo, dear God, I want it SO bad.

Two Straight Shooting Mavericks

"Will the press buy our unctuous bullshit?"
"Of course they will. They need narratives because they're too damned lazy to gather any facts."
"Lazy little liberal shits."
"Our aces in the hole."
"Hug me, you fool."

Heil Ethanol, Good Buddy!

I love corn, John.
I love the way you love corn, George.
How could two guys like us love corn so much?
I have no idea.
Let's put the past behind us and salute.
10-4, good buddy.

I knew you were coming, so I baked you a cake

I love you, you draft-dodgin'-while-I-was-imprisoned-in-Vietnam-SOB!

Can You Feel the Love--Tonight?

Cootchie, cootchie, coo.

John McCain: Maverick

Only a maverick can suck up so earnestly.